||A dense read, to say the least. Perfect for fending off nosy neighbours - and squishing rogue arachnids.
||Pushes target back
||Limited Edition DLC, it is the default staff for the Bathrobe wizard.
Exactly what the name says it is: a rolled up edition of the wizard newspaper. Appears in Limited Edition DLC and can only be obtained with the "Bathrobe" wizard model as the default starting staff.
- Fast swing time.
- Has knockback.
- Damage so low as to be inconsequential - example: hitting a villager with the Gram sword inflicts 305 damage, versus 25 for this weapon.
- Knockback so slight as to be inconsequential.
- One of the most - if not the most - useless starter weapons. About the only reason to ever hang onto this weapon is to brag that you got through the game without relying on a weapon's enchantments (since this one has none).